
Things I learned on my recent overnight hike ( For any of you that may decide to go on one):
Lessons learned:
-I need a lighter pack...50+ lbs...a bit much....even if it was just 14 1/2 miles...30 pounds should do.
-I need a lightweight sub-zero sleeping bag..I don't care if it's July...just get one
-Hammocks are meat lockers...take a lightweight tent.
-Horse trails are covered in poo...lots of poo....enormous amounts of poo.
-I can't get a fire going when i'm exhausted, freezing, and everything is wet...keep that in mind.
-A briar patch...while it may be secluded...is not a good place to pee
- Even if a filter bottle doesn't specify....even if you've had them in the past and not had to run water through them....DO IT ANYWAY...or else you'll be drinking black water...yum charcoal.
- I won't cross a creek twice to recover the best hiking stick in the world...goodbye "Lightning Bolt"
-Never get too tired to take your boots and socks off to cross water....or else have something handy and waterproof to cover them with.
- Don't run out of socks
- Don't go without sunblock...even if you are deep in the woods.
- Logs do not make good pillows
- Do not sweat....stop to dry off as much as possible
- No matter how tired you are..hang your pack up in a tree so that you don't freak out when you hear something rummaging through it while all zipped and drawn up in a mummy bag...whilst huddling around a nice smoke pit...whilst curled up against a log!!!!!!!!!!
- If the park ranger says it's gonna be 34...count on it being 24.
- Fingerless gloves...not a good idea....unless you don't care about missing fingertips.
- Granola bars freeze...however....do not try to keep your food warm by keeping it in your sleeping bag...if you don't understand why...don't go in to the woods at all.
- Boots and socks will freeze as well....don't leave them laying around the fireless fire pit.
- Keep your water bottle tucked in your sleeping bag no matter how cold the water makes you feel.
- Sometimes windburn, sunburn, and frostbite...are hard to distinguish
- Hiking socks are worth the $$$
- If you know you shouldnt wear cotton...then DONT!
- It's not a bad idea to carry some sort of fire starting kit with excellerant.
- Take a head lamp...you might look like a dork...but it's better than holding a flashlight in your mouth while trying to set up camp or find a good spot to pee.
- Always watch your feet...your ankles are very important...don't roll them 50 times like I did.
- Fork over the money for the good gear...you don't have to buy the best...but don't try to make due....it doesn't work.
- Also don't try to set up camp once you are already exhausted, frozen, and dehydrated....or else your poor hiking mate will end up worrying that you are going to just curl up and die....thanks RiceKrispy lol.
- The most important lesson of all: When you THINK you are going to freeze to death....and you don't...and you see the sun coming up the next day...it puts a whole new perspective on EVERYTHING. I need to thank God more often.
Yes I already knew most of this stuff...exhaustion, dehydration, and cold temps cause stupidity!